And so it begins...

me: oh god that was horrible

3:36 PM There are 4 stalls right

forth one is the handicapped stall

intenseron: your stall you mean

me: but no one uses that on, it always seems like its closed

intenseron: ok

3:37 PM me: well all the stalls are the empty so i pick the one farthest from the door right next to the handicapped stall

turns out there is someone in there

intenseron: ha ha

love connection

nn

me: i was that guy who sits next to you in the empty bathroom.

3:38 PM When you take a dump in a stall and someone else comes in you usually finish up so the other person can have alone time with out shitting noises right?

3:39 PM well this guy in the handicapped stall was having none of that. Reading his paper(as it sounded) just hanging out making horrible shitting noises.

3:40 PM And it thought of how i was going to tell you this story and i started laughing

intenseron: wow that is fucking awesome

me: so i didn't breath for like 2 mins until i could control myself

intenseron: I told you about the 20 minutes in the sheetz bathroom and the colon blow right?

those are the best times ever

me: No you didnt...

intenseron: I will never ever EVER stop laughing about shitting

ever

3:41 PM me: you said it didn't work

intenseron: I was on the 4th day of colon blow like 17 hours past Dump time

I was with (Girlfriend) going out to a bar and i made her stop at Sheetz so I could try to take a shit

we were both in costume because it was halloween

I had the keys and she had to stand out by the car for 20 minutes

3:42 PM I had 2 other people come in and shit and 3 other people come in and have a conversation then leave

it was fucking horrible

did you laugh?

me: small snicker

prob heard it