2:57 PM Good god what is wrong with ppl!
intenseron: ?
me: Just cuz its the internet doesnt mean you should put it out there(Oh the irony)
3:00 PM intenseron: Since Cip's belly didn't feel hard, the doctor felt he was probably farting enough to relieve tension.
ha ha
could you imagine if your mom wrote a blog about how she wiped your anus with a vaseline q-tip for up to one minute
that is horrible - good luck with that pal
3:01 PM me: no she massaged his anus
intenseron: I was supposed to use a Q-tip lubed with petroleum jelly and gently run it around Cip's anus for up to a minute.
So I faithfully rubbed Cip's butthole morning and night and hoped he'd poop for us soon.
me: HAHAHAHA
intenseron: There were even weird strings in the liquefied orangey brown goop that I hadn't observed before.
3:02 PM me: WTF
who wants to hear this?
intenseron: ton of comments
Your son is going to be SO excited that all the girls in his middle school already know that you have been poking his butthole. Seriously, sometimes I think we forget to allow our children a little dignity.
3:03 PM Both of them managed to "repaint" walls in our house at one time or another - laying on the changing table, slightly poopy diaper off so I can change what I think is the big deal, then BAM! out comes the REAL poop they were working on, flying out of their little tooshes and onto the wall. Good times.
you are going to have an awesome time
3:04 PM me: lol
intenseron: Abby mentioned that a few weeks ago - the kid is just sitting there and then shit erupts like a fountain out of the diaper
shoots out of the ass with such force that it turns the corner and shoots UP out of the diaper
3:05 PM Either that, or he'll recreate some of the more elaborate fountain displays in front of the Bellagio in Las Vegas.
Remember kids, the first three rows are the "splash zone". Don't sit there unless you intend to get wet.
Remember kids, the first three rows are the "splash zone". Don't sit there unless you intend to get wet.
me: That bicycle motion is referred to as the "poopie pump" and is somewhat effective, and fun for everyone!
3:06 PM intenseron: Also, he is prone to messy blowouts during teething. (I gather that this is not uncommon.) One time, he had such a nasty blowout that when we took off his outfit, HE HAD POOP ON HIS SHOULDERS!
shoulders dude - shoulders
me: jesus
3:07 PM intenseron: our family calls those mega blow-outs "up the back creamers." Just had to share.
these people are fucking nuts
me: yeah
intenseron: When my daughter was an infant she somehow managed to poop in her own hair. It was like a mega blow-out that went up her back and into her scalp. Fun times!
me: jesus
3:08 PM intenseron: Mary~ Not sure if this is what you want to hear, but my 17 mo old has the exact opposite problem - since birth he has pooped maybe 5-7 times per day, a little poop factory. I too have been told "this is normal". Dare I admit I have those times when I'm jealous of him?
me: they have to be making this shit up
intenseron: you should post something
OMG - this is horrible
we went through 5 weeks refusing to poop at all (please don't ask for details. It was an excrutiating 5 weeks I never ever want to relive).
3:09 PM 5 weeks!!!!!!
there is no way
3:10 PM me: horri9ble all of it
intenseron: you read that first one? what do they mean he was going squash?
3:11 PM that's like a fake name right?
3:13 PM me: So (or as a result of) she doesn't poop all that often, frequently 4-5 days at a stretch. But when she does, watch out! Yesterday the poop started cascading down on us after a five day strike -- mounds and mounds of poop, practically enough to sculpt a baby-sized statue out of (well, not quite, but possibly a leg and ear)
3:14 PM so she poops on her parents?
intenseron: I guess
why a leg and ear?
this is what your humor is going to be like from now on
just so you know
3:15 PM me: but to be honest was it all that far away from this to begin with?
intenseron: not really I guess
